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Gameweek 5

Gameweek 5 in a nutshell

Tzolis Alexis regen managed 24 points, the lowest score in the league by a distance, while A.M.H tumbled 15 places from 17th to 32nd like a dropped sandwich. Captain 21 handed Semenyo's 17 points to the bench of shame, and Watch out left Brobbey's 17 rotting on the bench. Somehow the league's only genius, mobutu sese seko, hit 84 and climbed 23 places, which is more than the rest of you deserved.

Flop of the Week

Lowest score after hits

Tzolis Alexis regen

24 below the league average

Tzolis Alexis regen scored 24, which is 24 below the league average, a feat of incompetence only a true professional could pull off.

2Dave boys · David Okechukwu31
3wabz mk · Official -Wabz-31

Manager of the Week

Highest score after hits

mobutu sese seko

36 above the league average

mobutu sese seko hit 84, 36 above the league average, so the rest of the group can now stop pretending they know what they're doing.

2frabo

Captain Regret

Points lost by not captaining your best player

Mohamed Abdiaziiz

Captained B.Fernandes (2), Semenyo scored 17

21 captained B.Fernandes, watched Semenyo bag 17 from the sidelines, and still thinks the armband is a fashion accessory.

2HEHA MOVERS · Badru Osman-15
3kaji

Bench Tears

Best score left on the bench

Brobbey scored 17 on the bench

Watch out left Brobbey's 17 points rotting on the bench, which is not a strategy, it is a cry for help.

2ekitiketaka · samir jota14
3KUATTACK NA KUUA�

Best Hit

Points from this week's signings minus the hit

Took -4, signings scored 23

Champions took a -4 hit and somehow made it pay back 23, which is the only bit of cunning in this whole shambles of a league.

2Not too Xabi · Mohamed Ali+6
3king · mustafa ibrahim

Comeback King

Biggest climb up the league table

mobutu sese seko

mobutu sese seko climbed from 32nd to 9th, a comeback so impressive the rest of the league needs to sit down and reflect.

2frabo · Frabo Bano▲20
3Tulia Upangwe

Collapse

Biggest fall down the league table

Abdinasir Mohamed

A.M.H fell from 17th to 32nd, a 15-place plunge that should come with a parachute and a formal apology to the league.

2Tzolis Alexis regen · Khalid A▼15
3wabz mk · Official -Wabz-▼10

· Frabo Bano

68

3Tulia Upangwe · abdihamid mohamed67

· Zak Adan

-15

· Ak Mwenyewe

13

+1

· abdihamid mohamed

▲17