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Gameweek 2

Gameweek 2 in a nutshell

Salahoo took a -36 hit and limped home on 53, the lowest score of the week and a 34-point drop below average, proving that paying for points is a skill they have not mastered. No Mo Salah armbanded Isak for 8 while Fernandes bagged 23, and maestro left Cherki's 14 rotting on the bench, so the league's genius is clearly not in this group.

Flop of the Week

Lowest score after hits

Salahudin Mohamed

34 below the league average, after a -36 hit

Salahoo paid a -36 hit to score 53, which is the most expensive way anyone has ever finished last.

2Pink Flamingo FC · Alexander Kovalev57
3maestro · Master Man61

Manager of the Week

Highest score after hits

33 above the league average

Champions scored 120, 33 above the league average, so the rest of you can start rehearsing your excuses now.

2adnan's Team

Captain Regret

Points lost by not captaining your best player

Captained Isak (8), B.Fernandes scored 23

No Mo Salah armbanded Isak for 8 while Fernandes scored 23, so the captaincy is clearly a hobby, not a job.

2Salahoo · Salahudin Mohamed-15
3ajax · abdalla Abdiqani

Bench Tears

Best score left on the bench

Cherki scored 14 on the bench

maestro watched Cherki bag 14 from the bench, so the bench is clearly picking a better team than maestro.

2AbtiWenger · Ilyas Wali13
3C-172NG.

Best Hit

Points from this week's signings minus the hit

Took -12, signings scored 32

Dima took a -12 hit and still came out smiling, because the signings scored 32 and the rest of the league is embarrassed.

2Salahoo · Salahudin Mohamed+19
3WORLD NO 1 · Hassan Abdi

Comeback King

Biggest climb up the league table

Champions climbed from 35th to 5th, which is the only proof this league needed that you can be a genius and an idiot at once.

2adnan's Team · adnan adam▲28
3KUATTACK NA KUUA�

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Biggest fall down the league table

Salahudin Mohamed

Salahoo plunged from 19th to 53rd, which is a fall so steep the league needs a safety rope.

2maestro · Master Man▼33
3mobutu sese seko · Guled hussein▼28

· adnan adam

113

3KUATTACK NA KUUA� · Ak Mwenyewe113

-14

· Cessna SKYHAWK

13

+16

· Ak Mwenyewe

▲27